How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh don't worry about me I'll just sit here in the dark. It's not like I need light to sit here all alone by myself.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry about changing the lightbulb. I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark.
Jewish mothers
How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?
*Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!
What do you get when 500 Jewish mothers convert to Catholicism? Critical Mass.
What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
"Pardon me ladies, but is ANYTHING all right?"
(Shabbat Shalom my fellow Jews of the Jokes sub!)
Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. "Don't worry about me. You go out and have a good time. I'll just sit here in the dark."
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? It's fine. I'll sit in the dark.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? Don't trouble yourself, I'll just sit here in the dark.