In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.
What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?!
Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
Courtesy of my dad.
Who has the easiest job in the world right now? Joan Rivers' embalmer.
The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them.
Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas? A. Betty White.
Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.
Joan Rivers was not available for cremation... They had to recycle her instead.
Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers... her soul
Why does it smell like burnt plastic?
They just started Joan Rivers cremation.
RIP
Why did Joan Rivers go into the hospital?
To get to the other side.
Too soon?
Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers? The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body.
People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers
The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers.
If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw...
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
RIP Joan Rivers.