When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...
Europa creek with no paddle.
I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.
"Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?" "Because its a gas planet son"
If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet.
Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
Why are no jews on Jupiter. Cause it is a gas planet.
Jupiter heard from Neptune that Pluto was pregnant.
Jupiter said to Pluto "Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you're expecting!"
To which Pluto replied "Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn't planet!"
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.
Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet
How does Jupiter hold up it's trousers? With an Asteroid Belt.
They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet.
Jupiter has a total of 64 moons. Their werewolf problem must be enormous.
Why are the planets scared of Jupiter? Jupiter Saturn Uranus.
Hey dad, why are they no jews on jupiter? Because its a gas planet son
What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jupiter
When we were kids, girls would say "boys to go Jupiter to get more stupider" Little did they know, the girls went to Mars to grow up to become Instagram pornstars.
Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? 'Cause it's a gas planet.
Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet.
I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except "Drops of Jupiter". That one's ok.
Why does Jupiter have farts?
Because it’s a gas giant.
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
Bonus: Uranus made Jupiter.
Where do Jews really come from? They came from Jupiter.
What was Hitler's least favorite planet? Jupiter
Which of Jupiter's moons is the best according to the Seven Dwarves? Io, Io...
My wife went to Jupiter and found pictures of me and a mistress. She was crushed. My mistress asked what the big deal was... she didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Ganymede left Jupiter and flew out of the solar system last week I saw it today in the orbituaries.
Following is the chat between my two friends last night
F1 : Everyone look at the moon to spot Jupiter(yesterday Jupiter was visible for naked eye)
F2 : I would rather look at Jupiter to spot Jupiter
Why is Mars afraid of Jupiter? Because Jupiter Saturn Uranus...
What do they call confectioner's sugar on the moons of Jupiter? Io cane powder
He was like Jupiter... Big and gaseous!
An Alien visited the Solar system and ate Jupiter. When asked how it was the Alien replied simply: "Gastronomical."
Would you like to buy Jupiter? Full disclosure: It has a big red spot.
Why is Uranus jealous of Jupiter? Because when it comes to moons- Jupiter has 69.
What did Jupiter do? Jupiter Saturn Uranus.