Justin Bieber Jokes

Funny Justin Bieber Jokes
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What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians.

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PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.

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I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.

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Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

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Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.

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Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks.

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Justin Bieber has been kidnapped! They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.

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Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.

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I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.

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Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks.

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Winter is like Justin Bieber It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.

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I owe my life to Justin Bieber. On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.

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Justin Bieber is placed on a suicide watch. It's to make sure he goes through with it.

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I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby" Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.

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I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs...... ...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house? Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys

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Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks.

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Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada.

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Justin Bieber The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.

It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.

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What has 10,000 legs and 3 pubes? A Justin Bieber concert.

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Justin Bieber is like winter. Kind of cute and exciting in the beginning, but after its all said and done you wish he would have stayed in Canada.

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Sad news in music today... Justin Bieber was spotted in good health.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.

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Winter is like the Justin bieber of seasons.. It was kinda cute and exiting when it first started out and now it's a bit obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.

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Finally Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber team up for a song and even the title is perfect... “I don’t care”

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I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I really do. I got into a bad accident, spent two years in deep coma, until one day the nurse turned on the TV. There was Justin Beiber singing. I stood up and turned it off.

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Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks.

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Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons It's cute and exciting when it first starts out but then it gets obnoxious and should stay in Canada.

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Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house. Trespassito.

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My girlfriend said I talked just like Justin Bieber... ...I said, "What do you mean?"

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What do Justin Bieber and an AMD laptop have in common The fans are going wild

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I went to a Justin Bieber concert the other day because... I went to a Justin Bieber concert the other day cuz my Daughter couldn't stop nagging about it. I bet she's gonna be all excited when I come back and tell her all about it!

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So I heard Justin Bieber was hung... Kind of explains why he has a big head.

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Dear Canada, as a thank you for sending us Justin Bieber We are sending you Miley Cyrus, Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell

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A Canadian was told to throw out the trash And thats why we Have Justin Bieber in the U.S

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Where do you stand on Justin Bieber? His windpipe

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