I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.
What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians.
PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.
I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks.
Justin Bieber has been kidnapped! They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.
Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks.
Winter is like Justin Bieber It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.
I owe my life to Justin Bieber. On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
Justin Bieber is placed on a suicide watch. It's to make sure he goes through with it.
I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby" Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs...... ...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house? Nothing, Michael liked boys.
What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys
Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks.
Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada.
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The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.
What has 10,000 legs and 3 pubes? A Justin Bieber concert.
Justin Bieber is like winter. Kind of cute and exciting in the beginning, but after its all said and done you wish he would have stayed in Canada.
Sad news in music today... Justin Bieber was spotted in good health.
What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.
Winter is like the Justin bieber of seasons.. It was kinda cute and exiting when it first started out and now it's a bit obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.
Finally Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber team up for a song and even the title is perfect... “I don’t care”
I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I really do. I got into a bad accident, spent two years in deep coma, until one day the nurse turned on the TV. There was Justin Beiber singing. I stood up and turned it off.
Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks.
Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons It's cute and exciting when it first starts out but then it gets obnoxious and should stay in Canada.
Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house. Trespassito.
My girlfriend said I talked just like Justin Bieber... ...I said, "What do you mean?"
What do Justin Bieber and an AMD laptop have in common The fans are going wild
I went to a Justin Bieber concert the other day because... I went to a Justin Bieber concert the other day cuz my Daughter couldn't stop nagging about it. I bet she's gonna be all excited when I come back and tell her all about it!
So I heard Justin Bieber was hung... Kind of explains why he has a big head.
Dear Canada, as a thank you for sending us Justin Bieber We are sending you Miley Cyrus, Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell
A Canadian was told to throw out the trash And thats why we Have Justin Bieber in the U.S
Where do you stand on Justin Bieber? His windpipe