Kale. I prefer mine with a silent "K"
I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.
A vegetable joke: One day, Mr. Lettuce and Ms. Kale got into a fight over who wears green better. Ms. Kale looks at Mr. Lettuce and says, "I will kale you" and Mr. Lettuce says, "Lettuce fight"
Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.
Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale It makes it easier to scrape into the trash
I dunno why people say hurtful things like...
"Wanna go for a run?"
or "Try this kale."
What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no
I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale. Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.
What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.
What did the two stars of Good Burger name their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale!
What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale
I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent.
Why do people always put coconut oil on kale? So it's easier for it to slide into the bin.
What do you call a very special vegetable? A miri-kale
What do you call it when you put kale, spinach and romaine together? A spinage à trois.
What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower? A cruciferous rex!
Some people might be annoyed with these internet trends... But I think it just adds to our culture. I'm glad I got to witness the kale-end of one and the bespinning of another!
You should try adding olive oil to Kale It makes it much easier to slide into to the trash.