Kale Jokes

Kale. I prefer mine with a silent "K"

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I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.

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A vegetable joke: One day, Mr. Lettuce and Ms. Kale got into a fight over who wears green better. Ms. Kale looks at Mr. Lettuce and says, "I will kale you" and Mr. Lettuce says, "Lettuce fight"

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Funny Kale Jokes
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Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.

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Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale It makes it easier to scrape into the trash

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I dunno why people say hurtful things like... "Wanna go for a run?"
or "Try this kale."

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

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Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no

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I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale. Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

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What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.

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What did the two stars of Good Burger name their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale!

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What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale

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I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent.

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Why do people always put coconut oil on kale? So it's easier for it to slide into the bin.

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What do you call a very special vegetable? A miri-kale

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What do you call it when you put kale, spinach and romaine together? A spinage à trois.

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What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower? A cruciferous rex!

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Some people might be annoyed with these internet trends... But I think it just adds to our culture. I'm glad I got to witness the kale-end of one and the bespinning of another!

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You should try adding olive oil to Kale It makes it much easier to slide into to the trash.

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