Hilarious Kayak Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Boy: What's a palindrome? Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

Score: 15129

My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?" I said I'd take either/oar.

Score: 395

Score: 105

Two Eskimos light a fire in their boat in an attempt to stay warm. However, the fire burns through the boat and it sinks, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Score: 16

A boy asks his teacher, "What's a palindrome?" "A racecar," replies his teacher.

*20 years later*

The boy bursts out of a bank wearing a ski mask and with bags of money in his hands. "Where is the palindrome?" he asks his getaway driver, who was sitting in a kayak.

Score: 13

Two Guy's sitting in a kayak Two Guy's sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Score: 8

Father and son go on a kayaking tour When they get home Mom notices he has a swollen black eye.

Mom: "Omg, what happened to your eye?"

Son: "There was a huge mosquito in the kayak"

Mom: "Did he bite you?"

Son: "Nope, Dad killed it with the paddle"

Score: 5

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank. Proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Score: 5

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank... ...proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Score: 4

Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak and started getting cold. So they decided to build a fire. Of course shortly after the kakak sank.

The moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Score: 4

Me and my wife had a huge row yesterday. We love our new kayak.

Score: 3

I can kayak Canoe?

Score: 2

[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: "it's so beautiful"
me: "can you believe they named this after a website?"

Score: 2

Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak ...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Score: 2

Two men sitting in a kayak were feeling a little chilly. They decided to light a fire to get warm but when they did it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Score: 2

Quiz show I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

Score: 2

What do you call a machine that can sail in a kayak automatically? A row-bot.

Score: 2

Paddling joke. I don’t like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly.

Canoe?

Score: 2

A boy asks his teacher, "What is a palindrome?" "A racecar," replies his teacher.

*20 years later*

The boy bursts out of a bank wearing a ski mask and with bags of money in his hands. "Where is the palindrome?" he asks his getaway driver, who was sitting in a kayak.

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