Trump was cleaning his gun in Trump Tower...
Kellyanne Conway walks in and asks,
Kellyanne: "Why do you have a gun?"
Trump: "Obama Spy Drones"
Kellyanne: \*laughs\*
Trump: \*laughs\*
Microwave: \*laughs\*
Trump shoots the Microwave.
Kellyanne Conway did not test positive for Covid-19 She tested alternative-negative
I asked Kellyanne Conway for her email And she said "oh you mean my alternative fax?"
Kellyanne Conway walks into the Red Hen for dinner She's about to butter her bread when she summons over the waiter. She asks, "Do you have any margarine?" The waiter replies, "Sorry, we don't serve alternative fats"
Kellyanne Conway didn’t get work done That’s just her alternative face
After testing positive for Covid-19, Kellyanne Conway ... ...is at her house lying comfortably.
In Whining, Truth Kellyanne Conway walks into the Red Hen for dinner. She's about to butter her bread, when she summons over the waiter. She asks, "Do you have any margarine?" The waiter replies, "Sorry, we don't have any alternative fats"
Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax
What does Kellyanne Conway eat for lunch? Alternative snacks