What do you call a bunch of Muslims on a low carb diet? A Mosque-Keto
Why didn't Sir Mix-A-Lot eat anything at the Keto cookout? He don't want none unless they got buns, hun.
Do THOTs on the keto diet call them sugar-free daddies?
My friend’s on the keto diet I, however, am on the taquito die.
Why would someone want to start a vegetarian keto diet? To reduce their carb-in footprint.
I already lost 150 lbs. since I started my keto diet. Sadly, my bestfriend (150 lbs) don’t eat with me anymore.
As progressive as California is, you'd expect the state to be more Keto-friendly . . .
CARB is in everything there!
I'll see myself out.