Hilarious Kidney Stone Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

It's obviously worse to pass a kidney stone than giving birth to a baby. Because people always say they want another baby but no ones ever said they want another kidney stone.

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Thanos goes to his urologist. The urologist says, "Congrats Thanos, you now also have the kidney stone"

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My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)

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I passed my kidney stones with flying colors! But mostly red.

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Chuck Norris passed 6 kidney stones... Thanos used them in his Infinity Gauntlet.

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How do you know kidney stones are worse than pregnancy? After a a kidney stone, nobody says “let’s have another”

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The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen. Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.

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What did Phil Jackson name his kidney stone? Kobe because it never passed

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A man goes to doctor Man: Why did you take my kidney out?
Doctor: You had kidney stones
Man: Then why didn't you take the stones out instead?
Doctor: I can't sell the stones

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble.

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What did the doctor say to the patient with kidney stones? Urine trouble but it'll pass.

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Someone asked me what I would do if I had a kidney stone ? I said I’ll pass on that

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I've had kidney stones for my entire life and it seems that they'll always be there forever They're infinity stones

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Chuck Norris once had the case of the kidney stones Now they are known as the infinity stones

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Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*

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Why are GOP healthcare plans like kidney stones? They both hurt people when they pass

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My dog managed to get a kidney stone into its ejaculatory duct It must come to pass

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Chuck Norris once passed 6 kidney stones. They were then subsequently collected by Thanos to wipe out half of all life in the universe.

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When does the former Yugoslavia know it has kidney stones? When Bosnia hurts to go pee, duh

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Mick Jagger's Big Announcement As Mick and his fellow musicians continue to age, they've decided on a new name for the group:

"The Rolling Kidney Stones"

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This shall not pass Your urologist about you kidney stone

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