Kit Kat
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."
When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere
isis is marketing their version of kitkat they're calling it allahu snackbar
‘Can I buy a kitkat chunky?’
Assistant: ‘Of course Sir’ *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: ‘No chunky, I want a regular kitkat’
(Sorry, first post, I’m not great at jokes)
My wife got a kitkat the other day and I stole a finger. Today she grabbed one of mine.. I guess it was Kit for Kat
Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat.....
I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once.
What do you call two black guys in a red sleeping bag? A KitKat