Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC]
It was an obvious faux paw.
^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork.
Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet.
I was in my attic yesterday looking for some old photos...
...when I came across the present that I was going to give to my daughter for her 3rd birthday last year.
It was a bit of a shame. She would have loved that kitten.
Cat Joke just kitten.
Wanna hear a cat joke? Just Kitten
Which side of the kitten is the furriest? The outside.
Cat puns freak meowt... ...I'm not kitten.
My cat told me he's old enough to move out on his own now but then he said nah I'm just kitten
My cat died. Just kitten.
Wanna hear a cat joke? Just kitten, I don't have one right meow
What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat.
How do you turn a kitten into a cow? You marry her!
Chuck Norris has a kitten Every night for a snack
"Your kitten killed our Rottweiler."
"I'm sorry?"
"I said your kitten killed our Rottweiler!"
"My cute little kitten? I can't believe it. How?"
"He choked on it."
If K-9 is a guard dog, a guard cat would be.... K-10.^^kitten
I think my kitten has a tumor.. But I won’t know for sure until she has a cat scan
What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard?
A lawn mewer.
(I wrote this yesterday).
I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend. I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.
One man proposed that Geico switch their mascot to a kitten. "Now, with only 15 minutes, you can save 15 purr-cent on cat insurance"
You know what kind of jokes I hate? Cat jokes! Just kitten.
What did the feline say when it couldn’t believe what was happening? “You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.”
Why did the kitten cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.
I saw a missing kitten poster at the end of my street, responds to "Rasputin" Now there was a cat who really was gone
What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)
I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around
Two kittens are sitting on a sloped tin roof and start to slide down at the same time. Which kitten falls off the roof first? The one with the smaller μ (pronounced mew).
Want to hear a cat joke? Just Kitten
Wanna hear a joke about some cats? JUST KITTEN!
What did the scientist say after he spliced his DNA with a cat? "You must be kitten me."