I was planning on doing some knitting But I will knot.
My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her.
What is Minecraft? Adolf Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting.
How do you describe a guy who loves knitting but only does the manliest designs? Male pattern boldness.
Today there's been another gruesome murder by the killer that police have nicknamed "The knitting needles killer" Police fear he may be working to a pattern
A maniac is on the loose after stabbing 6 people with a knitting needle... Early reports from the police suggest he is following some kind of pattern...
There is a serial killer currently on the loose He has been murdering people with knitting needles. Police think he is following some kind of pattern.
This cop spots this blond driving
This cop spots this blond driving on the freeway knitting!
Pull Over! he yells.
No! She yells back, Cardigan!
What do you call a knitting snake? A nanaconda.
My grandma was not allowed to bring her knitting needles on the airplane. They were worried she might knit an afghan.
I just watched the World Heavy Metal Knitting Championship in Finland. It was pretty knots!
My grandmum always asked “Why do you keep walking around on pins and needles?”
I’d absolutely love not to.
If only she’d not forget her knitting on the floor.
Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it.
What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread.
I got pulled over while driving because I was weaving too much. I told the cop it’s my first time knitting, so I’m pretty slow at it.
The TSA confiscated my grandmother's knitting needles They were afraid she would make an Afghan.
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? "Gee U Knit!"
I don't know why my grandma got kicked out of Knitting club... She only asked the others if they wanted to make glove
What did the Jewish Bostonian woman declare to her Sunday bridge group about her recent knitting project?
"I'm so AUtistic!"
EDIT: Ahtistic.
What did the knitting pirate buy with his treasure? YAAAAAARN
...knitting blonde
...cop see's a blonde knitting whilst driving her sports car.
...he draws along side her shouting "Pullover".
...**blonde:** "...nope they're socks..."
The best thing about knitting squirrels is that their nuts about cuneiform You can even pay them in peanuts until they unionize and start demanding pistachios
TIL that knitting ex champion Teresa Keller lost her title in 2011 just because she was kitting with a slightly different color. Oops wrong thread.
My wife is knitting an infinity scarf. It’s going to take her forever to finish it.