Labor Day Jokes

"Just the bonuses for the CEO's on Wall Street equals the amount of what half of all American's make on minimum wage in a year" : New York Times But we have a national holiday today called Labor Day

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Funny Labor Day Jokes
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A week from today, I'm going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility. It's called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory.

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Happy Labor Day Aka Mother's day 2.0

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I had a terrible labor day weekend. My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm. She's all right now.

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A maternity ward was overflowing one national holiday It was Labor day

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit? Labor Day.

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Why didn't Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween? Because you don't wear white after Labor Day.

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Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not working and expecting to get paid for it.

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What did children used to celebrate on thei r date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place? Labor day.

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What is the day when most Babies are born? Well, I was always told it's Labor Day.

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What are the two mom holidays? Mothers day and Labor day

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