I came, I saw, I died
or as we say in Latin:
Veni, Vidi, Avicii.
Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin? It would mean the world to me.
Polyamory is wrong!
You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.
50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*
I'm proud that I got 40% on my Latin exam. After all, you should always XL.
UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
How many Latin Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.
I hate the misuse of Latin phrases... ...and vice versa.
What do zombies speak? Latin...Its a dead language
Martini
A man who speaks Latin walks into a bar. He sits down and orders his drink.
"I'll have a martinus, please."
The bartender is confused. "Do you mean a martini?"
"No thanks, I'll start with one for now."
What Language Do Trees Speak? Latin, because of all their roots.
What do you call a Latin popstar with big nipples? Areola Grande
What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.
My friend said he was into Latin I said me too. Guess we have a Latin common.
A Roman walks into a bar... (Latin joke) A Roman walks into a bar and says "I'll have one martinus please." The bartender a little puzzled replies, "don't you mean one martini?" The Roman scoffs and says "oh please, if I wanted two I would have asked."
ḱley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made.
If you play a Coldplay song backwards, you'll hear a lot of creepy, Satanic chanting in Latin But if you play a Coldplay song the normal way, you'll hear something much worse. A Coldplay song.
What’s Latin for abortion? Fetus Deletus
For all those people that didn’t know that some Latin American countries don’t primarily speak Spanish... You better Belize it.
My linguist friend hates all languages with accents, slashes, or any funny symbols over Latin letters. He was born a critic, he lived a critic, but he will *never* diacritic.
No wonder Latin is a dead language They kept summoning demons
Bo started Pig Latin school
Bo started Pig Latin school, but he had a very hard time saying his name.
The teacher eventually kicked him out of class because he couldn't "obey."
What do you call a Brazilian on a magic carpet? A latin.
My Latin/Greek teacher always gets the English and Greek 'U' mixed up oopsilon
A blond is asked the definition of Politics.
She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."
credit - Taylor Mason
I love using Latin phrases in English And vice versa
Polyamory is wrong. Obviously you shouldn't just mix Greek and Latin roots like that
British: We call it autumn which comes from the french word "autumpne" and later, the latin "autumnus" American: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL
A friend of mine did not know the difference between Latin and Pig Latin
He just thought Pig Latin was what fat Italians spoke.
(This is actually a true story.)
My rich friend just hired a maid who he calls Non Sequitur. Because she’s Latin and does not follow.