Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.
Is joke from Latvia. I tell now. Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she’d stayed in Latvia.
What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together? A Soviet reunion
Did you hear of the American who robbed a bank in Latvia? Turns out potatoes aren't a valid currency in the US.
April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
Latvia joke: What's brown and invisible? No potatoe. :(
Latvia in WW2 Latvian man sent to front in Great Patriotic War. No potato, much shooting. Is captured by Germans. Germans send to POW camp. Get own potato as prisoner! But Soviets liberate camp, take all potato. Man dies in Siberia.
What do you call an Italian who was raised in Latvia? Rigatoni
What is "high quality" called in Latvia? "Potato quality."