As a law school drop out, I struggle with alcoholism... I just can't pass a bar
so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him.
A prostitute decided to go to law school for a career change,
Law school admissions to prostitute: "What makes you think you'd make a good lawyer?"
Prostitute: "I always try to get my clients off, as do lawyers do."
What do you call a Priest who's in law school? A father in-law
A bunch of law school students walk into a bar
exam.
“Law school has prepared you for this” said the proctor.
People were screaming at me for showing up drunk to the bar last night. I didn't see at ALL what the big deal was. You show up a little buzzed to take some lame law school exam, and everyone loses their minds.
My plan is to finish law school, and pass the bar. If that doesn't work out, I'll just open a bar and name it 'You Have Been Served'.
DE-EVOLUTION At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
My colleague Michael Aye cheated in law school But who M. Aye to judge?
A friend of mine graduated from law school but became and alcoholic and never got to be a lawyer... ...he just couldn't pass the bar.