Just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out. He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch.
I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out. he's just going through a rough patch!
My son saw me slumped over our lawn mower, bawling my eyes out...
He screamed, "Dad! What's wrong!? Are you ok?!"
I said, "Don't worry son, I'll be fine. I was just going through a rough patch..."
Why did the frog jump under the lawn mower? He wanted to Kermit suicide.
I bought a new lawn mower for my landscaping company
Mine just wasn't cutting it.
I'm sorry
Anyone can use my lawn mower at any time Given that they don't leave my yard
What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear with a lawn mower? Killed.
What do you call a lawn mower that operates on its own? Cutting-hedge technology
What did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the lawn mower? It won't be long now.
What do you call a blue bird who’s got run over by a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet
I’ll show myself out
I just saw a man slumped over his lawn mower crying his eyes out. He told me he’ll me fine. He’s just going through a rough patch.
If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold? Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).
I had to buy a new lawn mower today... Trump departed my old one. I will miss you Jose.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
What do you get when you cross a bird with a lawn mower? Shredded tweet.
A buddy had a lawn mower accident and died after getting the ends of his feet cut off. Doctors diagnosed him as lack-toes intolerant
Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower? Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Who makes more money? A lawn mower or a fisherman? The lawnmower... he gets grass income while the fisherman gets net income
How does a vegan shave their pubes? With a lawn mower.
Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out. He said he'll be fine he's just going through a rough patch
Why was the lawn mower kicked out of training? Unfortunately he didn't make the cut.
What happened to the ice cream cone that got ran over by a lawn mower? it was a la mowed
What do you call a lawn mower that lets you mow grass at an angle? A protractor.
I love my lawn mower No Home-mow.