Leadership Jokes

The interviewer asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. "OK," I replied. "I'm hired."

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Why doesn't Donald Trump compare his leadership to Steve Jobs? Even *he* knows not to compare Apples and oranges.

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David Cameron. What do you call David Cameron when he enters the houses of parliament? An inside joke.

What do you call David Cameron when he's late for the bus? A running joke.

What do you call David Cameron's leadership skills? A bad joke.

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What is the proper term for a nation without coherent leadership? Unpresidented

The United States is currently in an unpresidented situation.

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I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea

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The most important quality for Americas leadership. America needs a hero who Ken Bone.

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Chess is the only game which reflects on the poor state of male leadership The poor king can take only one step at a time.

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Grenade toss: How do you measure leadership? 1.75 pints at a time.

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What do social media influencers call it when they begin sharing their insights on how they got to where they are today? Thot Leadership.

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What is the most dangerous leadership job in the world? Being head of France

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