One evening, a dad joke came home late from the office. He and your mom joke got a little drunk after dinner and since the pharmacy was closed, well, lewd story short, that's how they ended up with a pun in the oven.
What search engine is best for finding lewd pictures? Yahooters
What do you call an American Revolutionist who listens to Beethoven while making love? Lewd Whig.
How did the Frenchman describe his lewd Pakistani girlfriend? Lahore.