Lice have become resistant to most conventional treatments. Scientists are scratching their heads.
I've been researching some useless facts...
Want some examples?
I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice.
And that's just off the top of my head.
I'm very good at remembering random facts.
For example, there are 3,500 different types of lice.
And that's just off the top of my head.
If the plural or mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice... What does it really mean if my spouse wants to spice things up?
A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened.
Hey girl, are you lice? Because you can’t get out of my head
They've discovered a new strain of head lice, but they haven't found a cure yet It's got scientists scratching their heads.
Lice have become resistant to most conventional forms of treatment Scientists are scratching their heads.
What kind of parasites do gangstas get? Thug Lice.
What do we call a lice above a bald person? Homeless.
I was convinced all last week that I had lice, but it ended up being all in my head. It was a pretty lousey week!
Can beards get dandruff? Or does my girlfriend have pubic lice?
Where do the lower income lice live? Pubic housing
What do you call a bald man’s lice? Homeless
My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? "You know what else they can't get? Good jobs." I received a write-up :(
I don't mind head lice, unless I have to take them out of people's hair. But that's just me nitpicking.
Spent two hours debugging my Python... Turns out that pubic lice are difficult to get rid of.
Did you hear about the wrestler who had a really itchy head? Those lice were really living on the Edge
Alice
Jonny: Teacher, Alice gets in my hair again. This has to stop!
Teacher (shakes head): A louse, many lice.
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments That has left scientists scratching their heads
I came up with a good lice joke just now... ... right off the top of my head.
A new strain of head lice is going around, which is resistant to all conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.
Lice Technicians who work with substandard tools... Do their poor working conditions leave them scratching their heads?
Dave: I got a very nasty reaction to the pubic lice lotion you prescribed me
Dave: I got a very nasty reaction to the pubic lice lotion you prescribed me
Dr: Where exactly did you apply it?
Dave: On the train...
Dr: ...
When you have a bunch of white bugs in your hair, it’s called lice. What’s it called when you have just one? Lonely.
Asian stereotype joke
An Asian man walks up to a fast food restaurant for takeout.
He says "Flied lice please."
He leaves but comes back a minute later
"This is fried rice, I ordered flied lice."
There has been 45,000 cases of head lice reported in the last 24 hours across the Midwest Researchers are scratching their heads over that one.
What do you call a dog with lice in China? Full course dinner