What is a Linux user's favorite game?
sudo ku
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A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy
A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.
"ephedrine?"
"I can't serve you that"
"sudoephedrine"
"There you go".
Dad, what are clouds made of? Linux servers, mostly.
A Linux Joke
In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
A young child asks his father, "Daddy, what are clouds made of?" "Mostly Linux servers."
Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? Because they never get out of their shell
[Computers] Why do Linux admins always take Xanax? Because they're constantly battling their daemons.
I think Debian Linux.... .... has a very `apt` package manager.
Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
How would you know if someone uses Linux-GNU? Don't worry, they will tell you
A Linux user, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar.... I know because they told everybody there
Why do people on the iss use linux You can't open windows in space
Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss
Why do Linux admins tend to work in basements? Because they hate Windows.
What do you call a group of Linux users? *Club Penguin.*
What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*
You go in for an interview for a Linux programming job...
...and you are asked for an example of your linux programming abilities,
so you type into the terminal "sudo apt-get JOB"
So a network specialist comes up to me and says "do you wanna here a joke?" There was a Linux error
Why do prostitutes use Linux? It's open to the public
How would you spot a linux user? Don't worry they will tell you themselves!
Most appliances use a Linux based OS But washing machines have windows
Boys are PCs, girls are Macs and non-binary people are Linux
Learning with Linus.
Hi. My name is Linus Torvalds and today I will be teaching you how to manage threads and resolve conflicts*.
^*In ^Linux ^development ^mailing ^lists.
Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game.
GNU/Linux can't run Photoshop..
unless you offer it WINE.
Else you will remain stuck with a GIMPed system.
How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop? You serve it WINE.
What does a dyslexic Linux SysAdmin have for breakfast? cron flakes
Met a guy once who rapped about nothing but Linux systems His name was 50CentOS
What's a neckbeards favorite linux os?
Fedora
(cricket cricket)