Logic Jokes

"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars." "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."

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Funny Logic Jokes
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Today I realized I have a bit of a logic fetish.... I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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I've just discovered I have a logic fetish I can't stop coming to conclusions

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Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: That is true - wars require strategy and logic.

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If x=y and y=z, then x=z. Applying the same logic.

If all men are pigs.
And Men and women are equal.

Then all women are pigs.

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I've discovered I have a logic fetish I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are

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I think I have a logic fetish... I keep coming to conclusions.

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What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together

Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke

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So explain this logic for me. So a girl can cuddle another girl and still be straight right? But when I cuddle another guy I’m “a creep” and “need to leave the morgue immediately”

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"? There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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People say Good things Always come to an end With That logic, I'm probably gonna live forever

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My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions.

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My girlfriend said, "If women ruled the world, "there'd be no wars." "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."

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Since were storming Area 51, why not storm the Vatican... By your logic they can’t rape all of us.

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I just discovered I have a logic fetish.... I can't stop coming to conclusions

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"There'd be no wars." "If women ruled the world," said my wife with confidence. I replied,"That's true, wars require strategy and logic."

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"If women ruled the world, there'd be no wars", said my wife... "That's true", I replied. "Wars requires strategy and logic".

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I have a logic fetish. I'm always coming to conclusions.

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My ex told me we broke up because I'm too reliant on logic and refuse to acknowledge my emotions. I told her, correlation is not causation.

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Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!

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I took a job aptitude test and it didn't make for pleasant reading I've no people or practical skills and am unable to use logic or reasoning.

It recommended that I become an internet moderator.

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Earth is the third planet from the sun. By this logic, all countries are third world countries

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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I have just discovered that I have a logic fetish... I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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I have a logic fetish I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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I read that Logic's touching performance at the Grammys tripled calls to the suicide prevention line, Apparently Fergie's national anthem more than quintupled them

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School Logic Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?

School: Worry not

School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Yodas Logic Anakin: Are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are.

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Why did the Republican hate his logic course? Because Philosophy is considered a *liberal* art

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I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes. All that stupid faulty logic.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer? logic

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Some say Donald Trump is a terrible joke of a president. Some say that's the reason he won in the first place. So by that logic, there's only one person who can be the next president. The bus driver.

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What rapper do relgious people hate the most Logic

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The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident. Rest in Pieces!

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Maths is a skill Half of it is understanding, the other half patience and the third half logic.

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The 10 habits of computing A. Use lots of logic.

B. Don't overcomplicate it.

C. Think in binary.

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