"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars." "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
Today I realized I have a bit of a logic fetish.... I can't stop coming to conclusions.
I've just discovered I have a logic fetish I can't stop coming to conclusions
Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: That is true - wars require strategy and logic.
If x=y and y=z, then x=z.
Applying the same logic.
If all men are pigs.
And Men and women are equal.
Then all women are pigs.
I've discovered I have a logic fetish I can't stop coming to conclusions.
Yodas Logic
Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Offcourse we are
I think I have a logic fetish... I keep coming to conclusions.
What's the main use for leather in the world?
Holding cows together
Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke
So explain this logic for me. So a girl can cuddle another girl and still be straight right? But when I cuddle another guy I’m “a creep” and “need to leave the morgue immediately”
Why aren't there any "old husband tales"? There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
People say Good things Always come to an end With That logic, I'm probably gonna live forever
My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions.
My girlfriend said, "If women ruled the world, "there'd be no wars." "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
Since were storming Area 51, why not storm the Vatican... By your logic they can’t rape all of us.
I just discovered I have a logic fetish.... I can't stop coming to conclusions
"There'd be no wars." "If women ruled the world," said my wife with confidence. I replied,"That's true, wars require strategy and logic."
"If women ruled the world, there'd be no wars", said my wife... "That's true", I replied. "Wars requires strategy and logic".
I have a logic fetish. I'm always coming to conclusions.
My ex told me we broke up because I'm too reliant on logic and refuse to acknowledge my emotions. I told her, correlation is not causation.
Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!
I took a job aptitude test and it didn't make for pleasant reading
I've no people or practical skills and am unable to use logic or reasoning.
It recommended that I become an internet moderator.
Earth is the third planet from the sun. By this logic, all countries are third world countries
Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
I have just discovered that I have a logic fetish... I can't stop coming to conclusions.
I have a logic fetish I can't stop coming to conclusions.
I read that Logic's touching performance at the Grammys tripled calls to the suicide prevention line, Apparently Fergie's national anthem more than quintupled them
School Logic
Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
School: Worry not
School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Yodas Logic
Anakin: Are we going the right way?
Yoda: Offcourse we are.
Why did the Republican hate his logic course? Because Philosophy is considered a *liberal* art
I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes. All that stupid faulty logic.
What's the difference between a politician and a computer? logic
Some say Donald Trump is a terrible joke of a president. Some say that's the reason he won in the first place. So by that logic, there's only one person who can be the next president. The bus driver.
What rapper do relgious people hate the most Logic
The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident. Rest in Pieces!
Maths is a skill Half of it is understanding, the other half patience and the third half logic.
The 10 habits of computing
A. Use lots of logic.
B. Don't overcomplicate it.
C. Think in binary.