I understand now why women have long hair If I had to pay as much for a haircut, I'd put it off too.
I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me
someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me.
During dinner, Juan asked his mother....
Mamma, why is dad bald?
Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.
But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?
Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!
As a man, I was unsure if I'd enjoy having long hair.. But it grew on me
I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me.
Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel.
Girlfriend broke up with me for being handsome with long hair... On her way out she says, “you’re always lion”. All I could do was nod in agreement.
Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald
"Because he always spoke the truth"
"Oh! That's why woman have long hair"
My friend came back from vacation with long hair...
... and I wanted to make a joke about it, but I couldn't *comb* up with one.
EDIT: This ain't a repost, guys.
People think that having long hair and bangs is emo. I think its more appropriate to cut it.
What do you call a long haired stoner that does the things he tells others not to do? A hippie-crite!
The man with the big feet lives in the red house, the man with the big ears in the green house, the man with the long hair in blue house, where does the man with the small wein live? My house
A friend said to me that he is in a relationship with twins I said "how do you tell them apart" . He said that's easy, Sally's got long hair and Derek has a moustache