An elf walks into a bar. (LOTR) The hobbit laughed and walked under it.
My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Glóin the Dark?
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- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.
Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about
I always found the Lord of the Rings trilogy a bit boring It's just a LOTR walking around
What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep? That's a LOTR orcs!
Do you want to hear the best Lotr joke? What are you Tolkien about?
What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"? A free-LOTR
It's weird how you see lots of elves and men in the LOTR trilogy, but Gimli is one of the only dwarves Guess you could say he's the Tolkien minority