Lumberjack Jokes

A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”

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A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree.. Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree.
"But, I'm a talking tree" said the tree.
"And you will dialogue" replied the lumberjack.

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A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree. Just as he began to swing his axe at a tree, the tree called out, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"





The lumberjack grinned, "And you will dialogue!"

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A lumberjack chopped off my teeth But later he apologized and said it was axedental.

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Did you hear about the lumberjack who got fired for cutting down too many trees ? He saw too much

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Funny Lumberjack Jokes
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."

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A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue.”

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What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers.

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As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.

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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “No! Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job.

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A lumber jack went into a forest.... Upon entering he found a tree and began his first swing when the tree suddenly shouted, “wait I’m a talking tree”
And the lumberjack grinned and said,
“And you will dialogue”

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped.

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What do you call a lumberjack from the middle east? Osama Bin Loggin

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How did the lumberjack know his lumber delivery was incomplete? He kept a log.

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A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival at the tree he started to swing at the tree.

“But, I’m a talking tree,” said the tree.

“And you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I'm falling for you

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Man comes for a lumberjack's recruitment interview Recruiter: Do you have any experience as a lumberjack sir?

Man: Yes, I used to work in the desert.

Recruiter: But there are no trees in the desert!

Man: There are no trees... anymore, sir.

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What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off.

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Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours.

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What do you call a southern lumberjack a tree feller

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My sphincter is a lumberjack. He cuts logs in half.

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!

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Who Is every lumberjack's favourite director? TIMBURRRTON!

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I got chatting to this lumberjack the other day He seemed like a decent feller

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Whats the difference between being a lumberjack and any other job? You get the axe when you're hired not fired.

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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack grinned and replied “I’ve heard that one before.”

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I used to work as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why?

Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. But no one was around to hear it...

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What do you call a stupid lumberjack? An Axymoron!

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What's a lumberjack's favorite TV show? The Axe-Files

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How did Jerry greet his lumberjack friends? “Evening, fellers.”

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If a lumberjack becomes a dentist... Then would his job be accidental?

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I've never been able to sustain a friendship with a lumberjack. They all arbor resentment.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood.

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What did lumberjack's wife say to lumberjack at the end of the day? Got wood?

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What did the lumberjack say on his way out of yoga class? LIIIIIIIIIIMBERR!

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