A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”
A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree..
Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree.
"But, I'm a talking tree" said the tree.
"And you will dialogue" replied the lumberjack.
A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree.
Just as he began to swing his axe at a tree, the tree called out, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, "And you will dialogue!"
A lumberjack chopped off my teeth But later he apologized and said it was axedental.
Did you hear about the lumberjack who got fired for cutting down too many trees ? He saw too much
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree
Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue.”
What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers.
As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “No! Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job.
A lumber jack went into a forest....
Upon entering he found a tree and began his first swing when the tree suddenly shouted, “wait I’m a talking tree”
And the lumberjack grinned and said,
“And you will dialogue”
Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped.
What do you call a lumberjack from the middle east? Osama Bin Loggin
How did the lumberjack know his lumber delivery was incomplete? He kept a log.
A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a tree.
Upon arrival at the tree he started to swing at the tree.
“But, I’m a talking tree,” said the tree.
“And you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.
What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I'm falling for you
Man comes for a lumberjack's recruitment interview
Recruiter: Do you have any experience as a lumberjack sir?
Man: Yes, I used to work in the desert.
Recruiter: But there are no trees in the desert!
Man: There are no trees... anymore, sir.
What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off.
Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours.
What do you call a southern lumberjack a tree feller
My sphincter is a lumberjack. He cuts logs in half.
Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!
Who Is every lumberjack's favourite director? TIMBURRRTON!
I got chatting to this lumberjack the other day He seemed like a decent feller
Whats the difference between being a lumberjack and any other job? You get the axe when you're hired not fired.
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree.
Upon arrival, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack grinned and replied “I’ve heard that one before.”
I used to work as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe
Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why?
Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. But no one was around to hear it...
What do you call a stupid lumberjack? An Axymoron!
What's a lumberjack's favorite TV show? The Axe-Files
How did Jerry greet his lumberjack friends? “Evening, fellers.”
If a lumberjack becomes a dentist... Then would his job be accidental?
I've never been able to sustain a friendship with a lumberjack. They all arbor resentment.
What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood.
What did lumberjack's wife say to lumberjack at the end of the day? Got wood?
What did the lumberjack say on his way out of yoga class? LIIIIIIIIIIMBERR!