A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?
What do you call a Protesting Catholic? A Lutheran!
Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate? According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...
How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change? Why do we need change?
(It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
A Catholic a Lutheran and a Baptist are talking about their faiths.
The Catholic say "I'm Catholic, we carry rosaries"
The Lutheran says "I'm Lutheran, we have the Lutheran rose"
Finally the Baptist says "I'm Baptist, I have a chicken spaghetti!"