Magic Johnson Jokes

Funny Magic Johnson Jokes
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There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house

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That’s magic... I saw Magic Johnson yesterday, so I shook his hand and said, "How do you
do, Magic?"
He replied, "No idea , basketball's more my thing."

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What does Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have in common? They both have bad blood.

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Magic Johnson has made it nearly 3 decades with HIV But he couldn’t survive 1 year with LeBron

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Why does Magic Johnson love the life he lives? Because he went from Negative to Positive.

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Guys, I think I found the Cure to Aids! It requires having a Magic Johnson.

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Magic Johnson walks into the mirror portion of a fun house... Visual Aids.

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Magic Johnson resigned from the Lakers. Which team is he gonna go to next? I've heard the Wizards could use some Magic.

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My friend told me they got a high five from Magic Johnson. "It's pronounced HIV," I said.

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson.

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You are just like Magic Johnson. But without the basketball skills or the height or actually being anything like him, you just have AIDS.

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So Magic Johnson is now the President of Basketball Operations for the Lakers... And apparently it was out of line for me to ask if he is running it on his own or if he has aids.

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How did Magic Johnson get HIV? From playing with Larry's Bird

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Magic used to say Byrd could play like he had 3 legs. Yep. Something Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul and Wilt know a lot about.

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Earvin Johnson is a basketball player who contracted HIV in the 90s and survived. I guess he really deserved the nickname "Magic Johnson" after all.

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