What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, laying in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? Russell.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves? Rustle
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home? A taxi
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from your living room wall?
Art.
What if he also had no tongue?
Tasteless art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing around in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?
Anakin Skywalker.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a clothes line? Aaron
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a roller coaster? >!Jocelyn!<
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Anything, what's he gonna do about it?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that's trying to swim? bob
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a watermelon patch? >!Melanie!<
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil
What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill? Rick O'Shay.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool of water.
Bob.
What do you call a man mounted on a wall?
Art.
What do you call one man crouched between another man's legs?
Peter.
What do you call a man in a hole?
Phil.
Did you hear about the man with no arms and no legs? The doctor said he would be arsing around for the rest of his life
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? An ambulance.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays 15 musical instruments? Stump the Band
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, laying at your doorstep? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a stage? Mike
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs boiling in a pot of water? Stew
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the cafeteria? Trey
How does a man with no arms and no legs get across the street? Here's a hint: take the f out of weigh.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a swamp? Marsha.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a street? An ambulance.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the river Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in your fireplace Bernie
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front porch? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stu.