I received a flier on anger management the other day I lost it
My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. I lost it.
My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... I lost it.
Someone gave me a book on anger Management I lost it
My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it.
A guy on the street stopped me to give me a flier on anger management. I lost it.
I was taking a management course once and was asked if I'm any good at delegating.
"No," I responded, "I'm rubbish. I usually get someone else to do it for me."
\**borrowed and modified from someone's comment in /r/Britishproblems*
The two most difficult things in programming... The two most difficult things in programming are memory management, naming things, and off by one errors.
Anger Management
As part of my anger management counseling my therapist said I should "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them."
So I did, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Coffee Joke [OC]
So the coffee asked the creamer, "Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"
The creamer replied, "I'm half and half."
^^^I'm ^^^Sorry.
What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!
Did you hear about Steve Harvey’s new job? Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.
My wife keeps telling me I need anger management My psychiatrist keeps telling me I need stronger medication for my hallucinations.
What did Louis CK call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis? Different Strokes for Different Folks
Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive" How retarded is that?
I reported a cashier to her management for sexually harassing me She was checking me out.
You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position? Supervision.
I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes. I have to take a course in anchor management.
I got an e-mail from a buddy of mine. He always has trouble spelling certain words. He said he quit his job at the glue factory. Upper management wanted everyone to put out 2,500 tubes per hour I guess he's not the type to work in a fast paste environment.
What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.
Anger management My therapist told me that a great way to let go of my anger is to write letters to the people i hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I am wondering, do I still keep the letters?
Rick Astley’s guide to password management
* Never going to give you out
Never going to write you down
Never going to run around and reuse you
I got fired from my last job for cropdusting customers. I guess management caught wind.
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management
Financial Management
A Man found 100$, He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner there. His bill was 300$.When He said that He has only 100$, then Manager handed Him to Police. He gave 100$ to Police and went free.
Its Called Financial Management.!!
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage… management.
I got fired from my job in waste management.
The only thing I managed to waste was time.
Like yours.
I used to work in a messy munitions and glue factory I asked for a pay rise, but the management stuck to their guns
If Forrest Gump ran a property management group, what would it be called? New Tenant Dan
Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management? He had a bad ALTOtude problem.
Adam and Eve must have lived in the soviet union. They had no clothes, no roof over their heads, the only food they had was an apple and the management was constantly telling them they were in paradise.
I've always preferred management over human resources I guess that's just a personnel preference
What do you call a pervert in a management position? P.I.M.P.
I am an independent consultant who pressure tests robustness of web designers. Said my friend, to impress the most attractive girl at the bar. He works in Pest Management.
Drop box So yesterday I went to an interview for box management. The boss asked "are you good with dropbox?" I said yes. Today I was fired for dropping 20 boxes with glass bottles. I guess Im too good for the job.
Why did the vegan get sent to anger management? He had a bad tempeh...
I’m going to pay off all of the student loans of college graduates graduating next year... ...in hopes they don’t learn the responsibilities of financial management. Also, apply for my new 48% APR credit card I am offering at the start of January!
There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.