My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee." I said, "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."
I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater'
I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?"
I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.
I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it. He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows? Oh the hu-manatee!
So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
My wife and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I want to get a manatee."
"That's very generous," I replied, "I take it with two sugars."
My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee. I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."
My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals
She said: "I've always wanted to get a manatee."
I said: "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars.
Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!
My wife and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I want to get a manatee."
"That's very generous," I replied, "I will take it with two sugars."
What's a mages favorite tea?
manatee
What's the best kind of tea overall?
thirs-tea
Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee
Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures... When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"
Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell? He forgot to drink his manatee.
I saw a multicolored sea cow get hit by a boat Oh the Hue Manatee!
The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow and it was stolen... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee!
So I finally got around to watching Blackfish... Oh, the Hugh Manatee.
I JUST SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! OH THE HUE MANATEE!!
What do you call the offspring of a tuna and a manatee? An oppor-tuna-tee!
What do you call a manatee that gets naked for money? A manateezer.
On the way home I SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! Oh the hue manatee!!