Manatee Jokes

My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee." I said, "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."

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Funny Manatee Jokes
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I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater' I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?"
I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.

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I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it. He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

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Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows? Oh the hu-manatee!

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So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.

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My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, "I want to get a manatee."

"That's very generous," I replied, "I take it with two sugars."

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My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee. I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."

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My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals She said: "I've always wanted to get a manatee."

I said: "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars.

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Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, "I want to get a manatee."

"That's very generous," I replied, "I will take it with two sugars."

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What's a mages favorite tea? manatee

What's the best kind of tea overall?

thirs-tea

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Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee

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Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures... When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"

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Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell? He forgot to drink his manatee.

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I saw a multicolored sea cow get hit by a boat Oh the Hue Manatee!

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The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.

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The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow and it was stolen... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee!

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So I finally got around to watching Blackfish... Oh, the Hugh Manatee.

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I JUST SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! OH THE HUE MANATEE!!

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What do you call the offspring of a tuna and a manatee? An oppor-tuna-tee!

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What do you call a manatee that gets naked for money? A manateezer.

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On the way home I SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! Oh the hue manatee!!

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