A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
He asks for a coke and a mango juice for his newt Tiny.
The bartender asks “Why is he called Tiny?”
And the man replies “Because he’s my newt!”
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What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes? You let the ManGo!
Girlfriend, if he don't appreciate fruit puns... You need to let that mango.
A male magician disappeared into a fruit, Where do the mango?
My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy.
Where did the mango go? I don't know, the mango goes where the mangoes
In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokémon Go!
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!
My uncle once told me to go to the basement and get Naked, I asked him whether he wanted Mighty Mango or Berry Blast.
Why is a fruit tree like a laxative? They both make a mango!
What does someone who ate 4 mangoes say? Ladies and gentlemen, this is mango number 5!
What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie
What’s a feminist’s favorite fruit? A mango.
A guy kept trying to sell me fruits I told him Mango
What's a Scottish transsexual's favourite drink? Mango Lassi
Fruits Joke
Apple: I look like a Human Heart ---
Mango: I look like a Stomach ---
Grapes: I look like Eyes ---
Banana: I Hate This Game
What is the similarity between lemon and banana? Can't make mango juice outta them.
Did you hear about the husband on the tropical fruit diet? It’s enough to make a mango crazy!
What do you call a Scottish girl with a fake tan in an Indian restaurant? A mango lassie
What do you say when you see a speedy fruit? Wow, look at that Mango!
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango
(hopefully OC)
What do you call a dog who warns you about danger at the yogurt drink factory? Mango Lassi
Why did the mango flop on the floor Because he was depressed
I want to create a petition to switch the names of Mango and Coffee. Because Coffee makes Man go
Deathrow's last meal The officer asks the inmate what would be his last meal . The inmate replies " I want mangos". Officer says,"its not mango season yet". Inmate says, "I guess I would just have to wait "
I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up... Apparently it does take two to tango.
What was Houdini's favorite fruit? Mango
What did the fruit say before he went into the boxing ring? (OC) "My mango is to juice the competition."
What is Pikachu's favorite fruit? Poke-mango.