Mariah Carey Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey

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What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth.

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Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it...

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The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career

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Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back.

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2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage.

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How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse. Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball.

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Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41

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Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped.

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Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Person: "Mariah Carey just bombed Times Square."

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I took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Xmas CD, and now it's fine.

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Did you see the ball drop in New York? Mariah Carey did it!

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New Year's Eve Party *Two guys watching Mariah Carey's Times Square performance*

Guy 1: "Man, 2016 has been such a mess."

Guy 2: "I know right. This year ended on such a low note I can't even hear it."

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I wonder if Christmas is Mariah Carey's favorite holiday... Because it revives her career.

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What does Mariah Carey's career and 2016 have in common? They both ended on December 31st

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I feel sorry for those who are unable to afford food and drink this season. You know it's bad when Mariah Carey can't even afford juice. She is so hard pressed that she even made a song about it. You know, all she wants for Christmas is juice.

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Helen Keller was blind and deaf. She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.

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When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career

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Terror attack in New York Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square

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I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance.

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ISIS is taking full responsibility.... ...for Mariah Carey's NYE bombing of Times Square.

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Mariah Carey staffers wanted to know at what time the ball dropped They didn't expect the answer to be "on stage".

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I guess ISIS didn't need to make an appearance in Times Square.... Especially since Mariah Carey already bombed

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"Worst performance" "We had the worst performance of 2016" ~ urban myer (Ohio State's head coach)

"Hold my drink....."~ Mariah Carey

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My 2017 resolution is to find a new job Turns out being Mariah Carey's sound guy wasn't a good fit

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Everyone was worried about terrorists on New Years Eve... Nobody ever anticipated that Mariah Carey would be the one to bomb.

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