If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?
What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that.
Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse.
In 1944, a unit of zombie dolphins were deployed by the allies to assist in the invasion of Normandy. They were named the “marine corpse”
Interviewer to Marine Corpsman: "What is your stance on guns?" Corpsman: "Usually behind them"