Menopause Jokes

Funny Menopause Jokes
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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs..

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Maybe it's not global warming. **Maybe it's just planetary menopause**

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Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause.

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My wife said I'm lucky because I don't have to deal with women issues; periods, birth control, menopause... Yeah, but you get to live longer.

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For men, having a bad breakup is like going through menopause. It sucks until you realize you don't have anymore girl problems.

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Why did the vampire couple divorce after 45 years? She had reached menopause.

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Why don't more Trump supporters name their children Donald? Menopause

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