Why is menopause called menopause? Because mad cow disease was taken
How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs..
Maybe it's not global warming. **Maybe it's just planetary menopause**
Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause.
My wife said I'm lucky because I don't have to deal with women issues; periods, birth control, menopause... Yeah, but you get to live longer.
For men, having a bad breakup is like going through menopause. It sucks until you realize you don't have anymore girl problems.
Why did the vampire couple divorce after 45 years? She had reached menopause.
Why don't more Trump supporters name their children Donald? Menopause