I have three kids named Ctrl, Alt, and Del. When they mess up, I hit them all at once.
Why do guys with huge dicks always mess up a joke’s punchline? To get to the other side!
Eyelash surgery
Mess up an eyelash surgery and no one bats an eye.
Mess up a brain surgery and everybody loses their minds
International Contest Great Britain and the USA are having a contest about who can mess up their country the most. Britain is leading, but the USA have a Trump card.
I hate spelling errors You mess up 2 letters and your whole post is urined!
Life is like a Rubik's cube If you get one side of it all smooth and organized, you usually mess up all the other sides in the process.
Yesterday in karate class whenever we were supposed to punch left I punched right
.... *long pause*
"What?"
"Idk I always mess up the punch line"
Why are cookies called cookies, and bacon is called bacon, but you have to bake cookies and cook bacon? It's like that Parkway / Driveway mess up, all over again!
If you want to mess up some bodies knock knock joke? It's open!
To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant. But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.
That sad foment when You mess up your title and can't edit
What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? They go back and re-herse.
A chef was worriEd that he would mess up dessert... Turned out to be a piece of cake!
TIL that Subway will give you your money back if they mess up your order. Whoops wrong sub!
How do you mess up an assassination and sushi at the same time? You forget to put the ricin
What do Introverts do when they mess up a joke? Introvise .
Never trust a dolphin to do an important task for you. Because if they mess up, it wasn't an accident, they did it on porpoise.
You put the punchline first How do you mess up a joke?
My boss gave the sandal... Because I didn’t mess up enough yet to get the boot.
I hate people who constantly yell at me for stupid reasons.
Like: "Billy, you're so stupid."
"Billy, why do you always mess up?"
"Billy, where's our son?"
Such stupid reasons...
A lot of people mess up you're and your. I think I'm going to take it to the next level Yore welcome