Meta Jokes

[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same.

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A joke walks into a bar... Bartender says woah! I've never *meta* joke before

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Funny Meta Jokes
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A joke walks into a bar The bartender says "Cool! I never meta joke before!"

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A guy I wrote into a joke asked me to tell him if I was ever introduced to his girlfriend. I said sorry, I never meta.

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[META] Dark humor is not funny Especially when it steals your wallet.

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My Daughter told me this adorkable meta joke today (she's 5). Her: Daddy, knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Her: Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, Who's left?

Me: (sigh) Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, who's left, who?

Her: Repeat.

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[meta*] surprising new science shows that the way humans understand jokes can be acurately modelled by fluid dynamics let that sink in.

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[META] Does this subreddit really have over 100M subscribers? And almost half a million of them are on this subreddit at this very moment? OR are those numbers themselves the biggest joke here?

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What do you call a four about four? A meta-four.

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Meta Knight walks into a restaurant... There is no counter.

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So a woman walks into a bar and says "I'M WALKING INTO A BAR!" The barman says: "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke."

The woman says nothing, but he pours her a free drink anyway.

Why?

Only because he meta before.

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Been awhile since I've seen some United Airline jokes on this sub Guess they were dragged out of the meta

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[META JOKE] Article 13

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[meta] why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other bar!

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[Meta] Any good books of jokes? I love reading all the jokes on here. Any recommended compilations or books?

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[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines

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[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu

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What's Dave's favorite music genre? Meta.

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[META] What are some jokes like "bend over and spell RUN" Or spell ICUP, look at your chest and spell attic, or spell IHOP then say "ness"

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I never meta joke that wasn't funny

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Meta Person: Reading minds.
Interviewer: So, what's your biggest stren–WHAT?

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Who sells pies from inside of another pie? Simple Simon, Meta-Pieman

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As a child, I always thought of my mom as a superhero Since my dad was away on Meta leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Expecting an anti-joke but only getting meta.

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I knew a guy who was a meta-agnostic . . . He wasn't sure if he wasn't sure.

Naturally, he was *certain* he identified as a meta-agnostic.

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What do you get when you cross 18,684 people online and a meta joke 18,649 people correcting you and 10 upvotes

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atm4me4tea I apologize for the mixed meta 4's.

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Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class? She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.

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Is it okay to post jokes about jokes here? Because it meta be

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[META] Are we getting DV Brigaded? I noticed that on a couple of posts nearly every single comment was below threshold. Was that a thing that just... happened? Or are people from 4chan or something brigading us?

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Have you ever meta rhyming pun... ...that you liked better than this one?

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What's with all the meta jokes recently? Oops

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[META] The guy that always does the "Mankind/Undertaker in 1998" bit I think his name is u/shittymorph

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Hey There Kirby Have you ever meta knight?

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