Mexican Food Jokes

Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?" "Chilly", he replies.

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My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.

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Funny Mexican Food Jokes
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I had a girlfriend who was into Picasso and Mexican food She was really artsy-fartsy.

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What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito.

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What do you call the smell of leftover Mexican food in your car? A Texas air freshener.

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My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline.

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What’s a hentai’s favorite Mexican food? Bukkaquesadillas

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What do you call a beautiful woman who likes Mexican food? Taco Belle.

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I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? It wanted to taco bout his feelings

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Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food. I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'

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I asked my friend about his bad experience with Mexican food. He said he didn't want to taco about it.

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I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry So I ordered it ta-co

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I was gonna tell a joke about Mexican food But now I don’t want to taco bout it.

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Someone pretending to be a painter told a very convincing story and stole your Mexican food. What happened? You’ve been hit by a chili-con-artist

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-peños

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Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food? It has a wall around it.

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My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso She's kinda of artsy fartsy.

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Ever wondered why toilet paper is so cheap in Mexico? If so, chances are you haven't had Mexican food before.

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What is the best mexican food to eat while you're watching Netflix? andchill-adas

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What is love? Mexican food, according to Johnny Cash.

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