My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague. I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”
How do you measure a milf? themommeter
Why I love working out at the gym I go to!
There's this hot MILF always walking around checking me out.
I love home gyms.
Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf
What does a MILF taste like? Umami!
The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF.
What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage
Two rednecks from Alabama are sitting, drinking. . .
When one turns to the other & declares "I'm finally dating a geeeenuuuuine MILF!"
The other looks up & says: "Really, Jim Bob?"
"Yep!" Jim Bob replies. "She's fifteen but she only got 3 kids."
My mum sent me a text saying, "I've got a funny game."
"What is it?" I replied.
She said, "For every text you send to me, you have to put 'you' at the end."
"That's the stupidest idea since...you!" I replied.
She said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?"
"I'm not falling for that." I added.
What do you call a High School Senior girl in Alabama? You call her a MILF.
My older, attractive next door neighbor had a seizure on her front yard today. The MILF shakes brought paramedics to the yard.
What's hindi for milf? Mumbae
Trump is a MILF a man I would like fired.
How do you tell the difference between a Cougar and a MILF? Stretch marks.
What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning.
MILF
Apparently MILF are really fighting extremists in the Philipines.
Acronyms are no joke.
What do you call a Japanese MILF with a dark complexion? Hiroshi Ma.
What's a Milf chasers favorite period in history? The middle ages