Milf Jokes

My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague. I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”

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How do you measure a milf? themommeter

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Funny Milf Jokes
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Why I love working out at the gym I go to! There's this hot MILF always walking around checking me out.

I love home gyms.

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Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf

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What does a MILF taste like? Umami!

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The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF.

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What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage

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Two rednecks from Alabama are sitting, drinking. . . When one turns to the other & declares "I'm finally dating a geeeenuuuuine MILF!"

The other looks up & says: "Really, Jim Bob?"

"Yep!" Jim Bob replies. "She's fifteen but she only got 3 kids."

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My mum sent me a text saying, "I've got a funny game." "What is it?" I replied.

She said, "For every text you send to me, you have to put 'you' at the end."

"That's the stupidest idea since...you!" I replied.

She said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?"

"I'm not falling for that." I added.

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What do you call a High School Senior girl in Alabama? You call her a MILF.

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My older, attractive next door neighbor had a seizure on her front yard today. The MILF shakes brought paramedics to the yard.

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What's hindi for milf? Mumbae

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Trump is a MILF a man I would like fired.

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How do you tell the difference between a Cougar and a MILF? Stretch marks.

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What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning.

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MILF Apparently MILF are really fighting extremists in the Philipines.

Acronyms are no joke.

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What do you call a Japanese MILF with a dark complexion? Hiroshi Ma.

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What's a Milf chasers favorite period in history? The middle ages

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