What do Millennials and Tarzan falling to his death have in common? "I miss Vine."
These damn millennials... Walking around like they rent the place
How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb? Don't know, the baby boomer that has the job now can't retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.
[OC] You millennials are always complaining that we ran up trillions of dollars of debt for you. Why can't you just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps? After all, we pulled ourselves up by your bootstraps.
I’m getting so sick of millennials and their attitudes. Always walking around like they rent the place.
85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words.
Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down
If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials... ...I could fix the economy they broke.
Dang millennials. Walking around like they rent the place.
Millennials have such short attention spans Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time
How much do millennials weigh? An instagram.
I’m so sick of millennials and their attitudes... Always walking around like they rent the place!
My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology... .. so I plugged out his life support
Trump shutting down the border would be the best thing for millennials Once the avocado market dries up they can finally pay off their student loans and buy a house
Next time someone complains about millennials Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.
Millennials don't get this... Low college tuition rates.
Say what you will, but today's young professionals are the ones that will eventually find the cure for cancer. I can see the headlines now: "Millennials Killed Cancer"
I'm so sick of millennials and their poor attitude... Always walking around like they rent the place!
Why do millennials prefer odd numbers? Because they can't even.
How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb? One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it's being replaced.
Millennials... They walk like they rent the place
Boomer: I don’t understand millennials, nothing they do makes sense.
**Cashier:** That will be $1.15
**Boomer:** I’ll pay with check.
Finally Wheel of Fortune is modernizing to reach more millennials with new rules. Instead of buying a vowel they have to rent it.
What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common? If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
Millennials wont get this vaccines
Apparently incredulousness is increasing amongst millennials I don’t believe it for a second
It's ironic that Baby Boomers call Millennials narcissists When their parents referred to themselves as **The Greatest Generation**.
Dogs, Not Marriage or Kids, Motivate Millennials to Buy Homes
I don't know how they afford it though.
Dogs are expensive.
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare.... Back in my day we just died
Life: Why do people love me and hate you? Death: *scoffs* Have you met the millennials?
If I had a dollar for every time someone said millennials have it easy I could pay off 10% of my student loan debt!
How is the government pranking millennials? By making them pay into Social Security.
Why were the Jets and the Sharks the first millennials? They were the first to have a snap chat.
How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Why do millennials only want digital receipts, bills and letters? Or else they'd have to put up with a bunch of white mails.
What’s the difference between social security and coronavirus? Millennials probably won’t get social security.