Minivan Jokes

Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space? It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

Score: 5

To the woman on I-95 with a pro-life sticker on the back of your minivan: Your driving determined that was a lie.

Score: 5

Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?

Score: 4

I asked my 3yo daughter if I should get a minivan... She said, no, you should get a Daisy van.

Score: 3

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