Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color? If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!
Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota.
Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that's where the mini apple is!
Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.
Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks.
I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited. Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.
What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota
Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota.
How can you tell when you've found a really good rock n roll band in Minnesota?
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They have two accordions
Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL
and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)
What do you call gangsters from Minnesota? Oh, jeez.
Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders? Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?
You know it's cold in Minnesota when.... Everyone goes to ice arena to warm up.
Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal? Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!
What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop.
I heard the Minnesota Twins were interested in Adrian Peterson... They need a good Switch Hitter!
Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks
What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da.
What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks? Minnesota
What did people from the Midwest call a small can of pop A Minnesota
What do you drink with a small lunch? A Minnesota!
What US State has the smallest soft drinks?
Mini-Soda
(Minnesota)
Such a bad joke... :/
BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins They needed a switch hitter
Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents? November and December.
What do the Minnesota Vikings and a car in the junk yard have in common? Neither one has a title
What do you call a midget cop who talks a lot in Minnesota? A Minneapolis( mini yap police).
Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota? The visitors.
Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies.
Famous Deaths happen in 3s...
Sunday it was Mr Fuji,
Yesterday it was Gene Wilder,
Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season.
If we legalized marijuana in Minnesota... ... we could afford to fill in our potholes.
I just learned that the big apple isn't a city in Minnesota... but Minneapolis