A racist, a liar and a misogynist walks into a bar The bartender greeted “Good evening, Mr. President!”
A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?
What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female.
An idiot, a misogynist and a rapist walks into a bar... ...the bartender says "what can I get you Mr. President?"
I just thought up a misogynist syllepsis: She spilled a pitcher of ice water in my lap, so I cold-cocked her.
My wife called me a misogynist I turned to her and said “Now where’d a pretty thing like you learn a big word like that?”
What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Whatever your answer is, you're a misogynist.
What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist.
If a black-hater is a racist, and women-hater is a misogynist, what do you call a hater-hater? A really confused guy.
What's the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his.
A Russian agent, a white supremacist, a misogynist and a con-man walk into a bar The barman asks, ‘What’ll it be Mr President?’
What do you give to a diabetic misogynist? Incelin.
(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman.
What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as "egalitarian".
apparently i’m really good at giving massages... so many women are calling me a misogynist.
How do you spot a misogynist artist? He paints women with a broad brush.
Chuck Norris was accused of being misogynist So he turned the girl who accused him into a man
I went to college to get a degree in massage therapy Because I want to be a misogynist.
Good News: Trump help people come out of the closet Bad News: They are racists and misogynist
What do you call it when a misogynist is your jogging coach? A tool-assisted speedrun
My wife is a violent ardent feminist. When I heard a new misogynist rap song play I wanted to post about it to facebook. But she beat me to it.
I work as a misogynist. All I do all day is massaging women.
A joke from Philogelos, the world's oldest joke book A misogynist paid his last respects at the tomb of his dead wife. When someone asked him, "Who has gone to rest?," he replied: "Me, now that I'm alone."
What did the misogynist general exclaim in grief when his soldiers died in war? #notallmymen
I have to admit, I’m a bit of a misogynist. I love back rubs.
What was the misogynist wizard’s favorite spell? Objectify