Mommy Mommy Jokes

Funny Mommy Mommy Jokes
Score: 103

Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles? "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious.

Score: 20

Jimmy: "mommy mommy, at school they tell me that I don't pay attention to detail..." woman: "jimmy, your house is two doors down"

Score: 11

MOMMY MOMMY, I DONT WANT TO VISIT GRAMPA! Shut up and keep digging...

Score: 9

Mommy Mommy (SA joke) Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard?
Shut up, and eat your biltong.

Score: 3

Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet.

Score: 3

"Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo" "Come on Johnson no more tears"

Score: 2

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