What did the businessman say when he woke up in a hotel room Monday morning next to two prostitutes? Hi ho. Hi ho. It's off to work I go.
What did the Trump supporting viticulturist say Monday morning? Time to make America Grapes Again.
Why was the clam limping on Monday morning? Because he went clubbing at the weekend and pulled a mussel.
What’s the typical thing a patient says at the Diarrhea Clinic on a Monday morning? “I had a terrible weak end.”
What are the odds of USA beating Brazil in soccer?
Brazilian to one....
(credit to bill burr's monday morning podcast)
Another Monday morning of people on the Internet screaming about what other people can or can't say. I wish these Game if Thrones spoilers would stop.