Montana Jokes

Funny Montana Jokes
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It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool

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Montana is the number one state in the country for suicidal ideation… Which means it's a nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there.

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What do you call Hannah Montana when she spills herbal tea on herself? Chamomiley Cyrus

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I recently heard the rapper French Montana changed his stage name It's German Wisconsin now

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Why couldn't French Montana play on his DS He had no stylus

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Most people think Hannah Montana takes place in California But she says Idaho

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UCLA is cancelling tonight's basketball game against Montana. No Ball.

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What do you call Tony Montana in a trip to Alaska? Scarfface

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what is hannah montana's name as a fruit? hannah mon...BANANA!!!! xD!!!

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Conjoined twins are like Hannah Montana They get the best of both worlds

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Teacher: ok class, today's word is "before." Can anyone spell it? Montana: B-E-F-U-R

teacher: no sorry

Tanner: B-I-F...

teacher: sorry that's wrong too

DeShawn: B-E-F-O-R-E

teacher: very good DeShawn. Now can you use it in a sentence?

DeShawn: yeah, two and two before

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