Mortgage Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? Mortgage freeman.

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Funny Mortgage Jokes
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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman

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A guy came up to me the other day, and shoved a gun into my face. He demanded my 'money or my life'. Guess who the burned-out pencil pusher with a mortgage and a loveless marriage is now.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!

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If I had a dollar note for every time a baby boomer said my generation sucks... I would have enough money to get a mortgage in the ruined economy they made.

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Why did the newly widowed woman stop paying her mortgage? For closure.

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Did you hear about the Mortgage Enthusiast Club? They had to disband due to lack of interest.

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What was the US subprime mortgage afraid of? Dying a loan.

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage? Because his house was underwater.

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What do you call Macaulay Culkin's second Italian mortgage Home'a loan 2

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What so you call an actor who paid of his house Mortgage freeman (i know its bad)

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The loan officer approved my plan to go forward and take out a mortgage for the horse farm I've been looking at. He called it a stable investment.

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This man was able to retire at 35 with two kids and a mortgage! Click here to see how! He died

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I bought a submarine that I really couldn't afford. Now my mortgage is under water.

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Having a huge party to celebrate making my last mortgage payment! I still owe like $180,000, I'm just not going to pay anymore.

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How many geek squad geeks does it take to change out a lightbulb? 1. Just sign here on the new mortgage and turn in your old house. The new one comes with all new bulbs and they're all guaranteed for 3 years. Would you like the home warranty with that?

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A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage.. A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.

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American Politics: How to win the 2020 election Cut interest rates to such a low level (negative) that the banks start PAYING YOU interest for your mortgage debt, consumer (credit card) debts and student loan debts.

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I really wish I could find out what happened with my friend that couldn't pay his mortgage. You know, just for closure.

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Person: Completes 40 years of tax and home payments to finally pay off mortgage EA: we just wanted users to feel a sense of accomplishment...

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The bank denied my Mortgage application I don’t know what the big deal is. I was just asking for a small loan of $1,000,000

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Why was watson a good mortgage agent? He works well with holmes

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