A groaner just for you...
Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?
A. A **VERY** large moth...
A man walks into a dentist's office and says "Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm a moth!"
The dentist says, "I think you want the psychiatrist down the hall."
And the man replies, "Yeah, but your light was on."
I woke up this morning and my bedside light had turned into a moth... That's the last time I ever buy a larva lamp…
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball.
A guy walks into a dental office...
and he says to the dentist, "I think I'm a moth."
The dentist says "Well you should see a psychiatrist!"
The man replies "I already am."
So the dentist asks, "Well what are you doing here then?"
The man says "your light was on."
Why did the moth kill the other moth?
He was a member of the Mothia.
Edit: Thanks guys, I made this up when I was about 8 and learned what the Mofia was... I have been trying to find an outlet for it ever since!
A moth walks into a church He found the light.
What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth
[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: Moth-
Dad: STOP
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk*
A guy goes into the doctors
And says, "Doctor, please help me, I think I'm a moth.".
"Ah ha!" says the doctor, " then what are you doing in a human doctor's surgery?".
"Well" says the man, "the light was on."
A man walks into a chiropractor's office... A man walks into a chiropractor's office and says, " doc, youve got to help me...I think I'm a moth." Doc says, "I can't help you, youve got to see a psychiatrist." Man says, "yes, I know." "Then why did you come here?" "The light was on."
A man goes to the doctors...
and says "I think I'm a moth"
The Doctor says, "I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that".
The man says, "Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on".
Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.
What's the moth's favourite car? Lamporghini
A guy goes to a cardiologist and says, "I think I am a moth"
The doctor replies, "I think you should visit the psychiatrist, why have you come to me?"
The guys says, "Because your lights were on."
Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It’s the old meth math moth myth.
What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!
What is the biggest moth called? A mammoth.
What do you call a moth in a supermarket? I can't believe it's not butterfly.
How can you tell if a moth farts?
It flies straight for a moment.
(My earliest joke I can remember. Sorry if it’s a repost.)
Dentist! Dentist! I need your help!
“I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.
“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.
“Your light was on.”
A moth flys into a podiatrist's office
The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"
The moth says "well my feet hurt"
Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London... But it turned out to be an Urban Moth
Why did the moth stick to the bride's face? Because she was *GLOWING*
What do you call a nocturnal flying creature that's attracted to neon lights? An urban moth
What's a moth's favorite drink? Cola Light.
What is a moth’s favorite type of glasses? Lampshades!
Moths Q: How do you know when a moth farts? A: It flies in a straight line.
A man goes to an orthopedic and tells him: "Doc, I think I'm a moth"
The doctor responds: "Well, in that case a psychiatrist may be able to help you better."
Man: "I know, but I saw you're lights were on!"
A moth breaks his arm, how did he travel to the Moth hospital? Using an ambulamp
So there was a dance and the butterfly couldn't come It was a moth ball
Love, Moth.
*A Daughter texts her dad to come help her.*
**Girl**: Dad, there's a Moth on the outside of the bathroom door, can you get rid of it?
**Girl**: Please hurry because I am going to cry!
**Girl**: Dad...Dad?
*Half an hour later*
**Dad**: Dad is dead, you're next. Love, Moth.