I came across 6 men beating up my mother in law. My wife asked "aren't you going to help?" I said no. Six should be enough.
My mother in law has a massive case of diarrhea She won’t find out until she gets home and unpacks her luggage
I took my mother in law out today I love being a sniper
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her,
“So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”
She answered, “Well... for as long as you like.”
“What, not even for coffee??”
Anagram of "mother in law" Woman Hitler
My mother in law was getting beaten up by four guys and my wife shouted "Go Help", to which I replied "four should be enough".
"Where's your mother in law?"
- "She's in the garden."
- "Where? I can't see her."
- "You have to dig a little."
My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked.
I bought my mother in law a chair for her birthday... But my wife wouldn't let me plug it in.
I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with Lucifer himself on how to be even more vicious. I’ve no idea what kind of fees she’s charging him.
Last night a police officer knocked on my door and said "Sir, it looks like your mother in law has been hit by a bus" I replied " I know, but she has a great personality."
If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left 🐯
Got my mother in law a cemetery plot for Christmas once, and the next year didn't buy her anything. When she asked me why I didn't buy a gift for her I said..... ... because you still haven't used the one I got you last year.
I was walking down the street when I saw my mother in law getting beaten up by 7 people... Someone said "shouldn't you help?" and I replied "nah, 7 should be enough."
My mother in law complained that the thermometer I gave her (which she hung in a very sunny spot) wasn't showing an accurate temperature. So I told her to stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
My Mother in law said to me: "I’ll dance on your grave, when you're dead" "Good!" I said, "I’m being buried at sea."
I've spent more than four years looking for my mother in law's killer. But I can't find anyone to do it!
My mother in law has gone a bit off the rails. Hopefully the train still gets her.
When is the only time you're smiling and winking at your mother in law? When you're looking at her through a rifle scope.
I still remember my mother in law’s last words before she died. She said “Stop shaking the ladder you idiot!”
"Dad, what was the name of Adam's mother in law?" "He didn't have a mother in law, son, because he lived in paradise"
A 17 in blackjack is like a mother in law Sometimes you want to hit it, but it's probably smarter not to.
Mother In Law
A husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.
Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
I still remember what my mother in law said just before she died "Stop shaking the ladder YOU LITTLE $#%@!"
What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
Did you hear about the roman fighter who ate his mother in law? Terrible indigestion but he was gladiator.
A mother in law knocks on the door, her son in law opens it....
MIL - hi Gabe, I'm here for a visit.
Gabe - cool. How long are you here for?
MIL - I don't know, as long as you want me to.
Gabe - you mean you won't even stay for a cup of tea?
What do you do when your mother in law keeps banging on the window? Higher the oven's temperature.
Two cannibals sit down to eat
The one ask to the other why he is so sad?
I don't like my mother in law
It's okay, just eat your chips then
Birthday gift mother in law My mother in law asked for her birthday ' something for in bath'. Too bad she didn't like my toaster...
What do you do when you miss your mother in law?
Reload
Aim
Shoot again!
Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, "You know, I really don't like my mother in law." "Then just eat the noodles."
what is the punishment for polygamy? multiple mother in laws
After a lengthy trial, the man who murdered my mother in law is going to jail for 25 to life. But I'm hoping I'll be up for parole in 10 to 15.
Deep freeze prevents things go bad
And my mother in law definitely showed signs of going bad, officer.
It was a logical thing to do.
My mother in law hasn't been to our house in a while, asked my wife if I miss her. I answered yes, but not on purpose, I'm just a bad shot.
What do you call a cow with no legs? My mother in law