Muffin Jokes

Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

The first muffin says to the second, "Is it getting hot in here?"

The second muffin says "AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"

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Funny Muffin Jokes
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Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter. I like to play Muffin Roulette.

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Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They both depend on the batter

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So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other,
"Man, its hot in here."

The other muffin replied, "OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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There were two muffins in an oven... One muffin said to the other, "Boy, it's sure hot in here!"
The other muffin screamed "AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!!!!!"

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Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator... I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."

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A man puts a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, “Whoa, it’s really hot in here.”

The other muffin jumps and yells, “Aah! A talking muffin!”

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Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, "gosh, it's so hot in here."

"The second muffin exclaims, "Ahh, a talking muffin!"

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The Oven Two muffins are baking in an oven.

The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says: "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

The second muffin says: "Wow! A talking muffin!"

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Everyone knows the muffin man lives down Drury Lane. But did you know the ice cream man lives down Rocky Road?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says “geez it’s hot in here”. The other replies: “AHH! A TALKING MUFFIN”

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven One turned to the other and said:

"Wow, it's pretty hot in here."

The other one shouted:

"Wow, a talking muffin!"

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here" The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy

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I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven.

One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, “Hey man, is it
getting hot in here?”

And the other muffin said, “Ahhhhh! You can talk!”

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Whats up Cake? Muffin

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Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...

The batter

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What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.

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Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says "its a bit hot in here", the other screams "ahhh! a talking muffin"

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Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says to the other "It sure is hot in here". The other exclaims " AHHHH! A talking muffin!"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks at the other and says, "Man it's getting hot in here!"

The other yells, "AH! A talking muffin!"

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I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom.

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Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, "is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other screams, "AHHHH! Talking muffin!"

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Two muffins Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its getting hot in here" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells " ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"

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muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong?
He said, no muffin's wrong

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Two muffins are in an oven... The first muffin said: Wow, it's hot in here.
The other muffin looked at the muffin: AHH! a talking muffin!


-not mine, heard it from a friend when I was a kid and he apparently got it from tv

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What do call a gigolo from Idaho? A spud muffin.

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Two muffins were in a oven... One said "wow it's really hot in here." Other muffin replyed "wow a talking muffin!"

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Two muffins were in an oven... One muffin said "Boy is it hot in here"

The other muffin said nothing as it died of heat exhaustion just moments earlier.

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There's two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "it's getting pretty hot in here". The other muffin turns and says "Ahhh! Talking muffin!"

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Two muffins are in the oven... One muffin says "Man, it's hot in here!" the other muffin yells "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Two muffins were in an oven One says to the other, “Hey, is it getting hot in here?

The other says, “Ahh! Talking muffin!”

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Two muffins are in the oven One muffin looks over to the other and says, ‘boy, sure is getting warm in here huh?’

The second muffin looks back and says ‘ahh! A talking muffin!’

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven One muffin turns to the other and says

"Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

The other muffin turns to him and says

"Aaaaaaah! A talking muffin!"

(Sorry, I kept all the cake for myself.)

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven The first muffin says "Man it is hot in here"
The second muffin turns around and yells "AHHH a talking muffin!!"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

The other one screams then says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!"

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