My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang.
To tell me my zipper was open, a girl tells me, "your garage is open"
I said, "did you see my ford mustang gt super sport?"
She said "No, but i did see your mini cooper with two flat tires"
Did you hear about the guy who made his Mustang go faster by removing the wheels? His horse really sucked at using rollerskates.
The Tour Bus traveling through northern Nevada passed briefly by the Mustang Ranch, near Sparks. The guide noted: "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America." A male passenger shouted "WHY?!?"
I saw a horse driving a car the other day It was a mustang.
Why didn’t I buy a mustang? I couldn’t a Ford it
Man: Dude my wife just crashed my mustang!
Friend: OMG is she okay??
Man: Well she may need some buffering and new coat of paint but she should be alright.
Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old.
What do you call getting hot boxed in a classic Mustang? A high standard
I saw a mustang by the bar today. I said "why the long face?"
Wanted to get a Mustang. Seems a Ford-able
Ford should offer a supposedly "naturally aspirated" version of the new electric Mustang called the Mach-E Alveoli.